Seems simple enough. I don't know where I heard this, but after thinking more about it, there's something deeper here. Philosophers really are, in fact, homosexuals.
If one considers a philosopher a human concerned with exploring the human mind, identity and the meaning of things it follows that he can't have true moral judgment over people's thoughts and actions. We're all lab rats. Things simply Are, Beyond Good and Evil, because of other things. So if a philosophers sees himself as a human like other humans he has to know that he wears pants merely because he was born at that point in place and in time, he engages in sex with women, on a biological basis, granted. Had the setting been different, however, he might've been wearing a skirt or tights, or having sex with men, or even not at all. The philosopher must therefore contemplate an excision of all his beliefs in a conceptual alternate reality and even relish in doing so, the more outlandish the better. Which means he has to contemplate not just being fucked in the ass, but enjoying it, loving it like the gay man that he is, or would be, with a neutral moral stance. And that is why all philosophers are faggots.
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